wooden fruit

Name a day on Duval Street and you'll find a street fair going on. The lady selling these, said I looked like "an apple kind of guy". "Yes, you're right!", I replied, "my computer is a Mac but, when it comes to something to eat, I'm partial to peaches". "Oh, you wouldn't want to eat these unless you were a termite." she answered.
"hmmm", I thought, "and unless I were a housekeeper, I wouldn't want to dust and polish these things once a week either". So I gave her a smile, took my picture and moved on to get a slice of pizza.